Originally Posted by
JohnnyErr Shawn I dont know about you. But my Goal is to spend the least amount of money, while getting the most amounts of pussy and the most amounts of head from the strippers and smoking the most ammounts of marijuana that can be found.
"The least amount of money, while getting the most amounts of pussy" is a contradiction of terms.
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Originally Posted by
JohnnyWhile causing the least amount of trouble, and not getting into any fights. Im grown Shawn. Ill leave my fighting at work (prision) where a ma****er will run up on you with a shank!
Johnny, I was joking, for the most part. I
never start trouble in bars, even my own. Admittedly, I have a strong tendency to end trouble.
You deal with shanks, I deal with broken bottles, rocks glasses, and a whole bunch of other lovely bar-improvised weaponry. You got crazy dangerous motherf*ckers, I got crazy dangerous motherf*ckers. I can relate only too well.
You know where your cons go the minute they get out of your prison? To my strip club.
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Those cookies my friend. If you have never tried them, you will be
amazed. They are
not for the occassional smoker or novice. Nossir, you gotta be down with the cannibus daily to partake of the magic-cookies.
You'll look like this "
" for hours.
Originally Posted by
StraightpipesHaha, Shawn it should run mid 14s.
Damn. That rig will probably beat me. That sucks. I gotta get a VE.
Maybe we can handicap you? You have to be towing Juns car when you and I race. We'll just schedule our race
after his.
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Originally Posted by
TheRealNighthog Well instead of a drunken foot race. We could just drink beer while walking to the club....
I don't drink, it makes me aggressive and reckless. A
bad combination for me. However, I'll walk and smoke.
Originally Posted by
Savage Dont do that. I built my car off of those things and a few phone calls to se-rican.
Joking. Sarcasm. The internet misses the subtleties.
I rely on the innovators, educators, leaders and all our on-line text resources. I don't innovate jack-sh*t for our vehicles. I study the smart guys and copy them. Nothing I like better than a step-by-step write-up by one of our mechanically adept forum members.
Originally Posted by
AaroNX Just want to mention that you guys talking about getting totally ****ed up and having a good time is much more entertaining than people arguing endlessly and wanting to fight. Btw has it been decided which track this is going to be at yet?
We can settle all that tire-shredding, manly man, testosterone fueled gear head debate...at the track. With timeslips and witnesses.
THC > every other intoxicant on planet earth.
We'll take a stroll, munch a cookie, smoke a...cigarette, and end up like this:
Me =
Johnny wangwang =
GregV =
des_se-r =