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Originally Posted by
psalm
Damn, I should've changed mine to Chuck Norris.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
chuck norris has counted to infinity-twice.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
chuck norris can clog a toilet with his urine
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.