I can hear you on the bandwagon.
I've actually raced a DET'd 240 for a few autocross and road race events last year. The owner had prepared the car for autocross and road racing, and we would always have kids show up in the paddocks and ask us if we'd be drifting. Some would even point at the Hoosiers and say: "Look, he drifted so much that the tires have no thread left."
Anyway, it looks like to these people, if you have a 240, all you can do is drift. The car is now retired, by the way, and the owner bought an S2000.