Thread: G20 > b13/b14.

p10 will out handle lots of stuff, the car is set for beast mode from Nissan Engineers!

I loathe the beam in my B14 and it is an ugly upside down bath tub.

I want a P10 more than anything, but I am going to begin to settle for a B13 if I cannot find a P10 soon. Or fly out to AZ to meet with javi and c0de so they can take me shopping.

Im going to share with you all a short story.

I was 18 years old at the time, traveling the cross country in my p11. As I made it into Kansas I noticed something wasnt right. All of a sudden I see a tornado touch down in front of me and it took me away to this land far away. I was dizzy but when I came to realize I was surrounded by green trees and rainbows.

It was like nothing i had ever seen before. Since I was in my soft leather interior I was not hurt. I found myself driving on this long yellow winding road. Nothing my P11 couldnt handle. Not knowing where to go I just drive towards a town I see in the distance.

As I'm driving I see a guy in a B13 and he is standing next to his car. I ask him if everything is ok. He said no, that his suspension blew out after drving on this yellow road and that he need to get to town to a mechanic of Oz to see if he could fix it. So I offer him a ride.

We keep driving listening to the bose radio in the P11 and we see a guy with the hood proped open and smoke pillowing out of the bay. I ask him if there is anything I can do. He said he was trying to town on this yellow brick road and the headgasket blew. So he needed a ride to town to see if the mechanic of Oz could fix it. So he gets in the car and we drive towards the Town of Oz on this yellow brick road.

So finally get to the town of Oz and my new friends are so surprised my P11 was so smooth and fun to drive with no problems in the yellow brick road. We get to Oz Auto Works but the secretary was being a bitch and told us the Mechanic wasnt going to help us. So I explain that my friend here with a B13 needs better suspension. And that my other friend here needs a better motor.

So from out the garage I see the mechanic of Oz wearing a snickers t-shirt, and he wants to help us. So we decided to call him Snickers. Anyway Snickers put a new motor in the trunk of his P10, and suspension on the rear floors. He follows me to the spots where on the yellow road were the B13 and B14 broke down and fixed them on the spot.

He tells the owners to calm down with the reckless driving on this road cause their cars can't handle it.

Then out of no where, I was back in Kansas at a car meet parked next to a B13 and B14 that were reving their motors.

And I lived to tell this story.

What kind of shoes were you wearing at the time?

they were a new pair of play-in-these jordans:

There is no finer grocery getter than a G20.

who else is gonna go buy the tampons for the b13 owners?

That's how B13 owners keep there bitches in check. Don't forget the milk too.

you can milk anything with nipples.

Can you milk me, José?

I'd rather race a B13.

I'd rather DD a G20.