All engines have blow by. You pop the oil cap on a brand new car and you will feel exhaust gases coming out.
If I were you, I would cap off the intake manifold withere the pcv enters. Get a catch can, it can be a freaking can of dole pineapple. Run both the pcv and the crank case with hoses into the can and make sure it can vent, you do not want an air tight seal. This can be temporary just until you fix your problem.
I ran my crank case hose to the little t on the v/c, then I ran the other t to the catch can and the pcv to the catch can. I'm thinking of plugging the pcv hole and just sticking with the t since the pcv really isn't doing anything.
Go drive and see if your dip stick pops out.
After this, see what's in the catch can. You'll be glad you're not sucking that nasty **** into your engine.