I spoke to my wife last night. She knows exactly who Andrew is, his name very familiar to her.
As previously stated, I will pay to ship any and all parts North. Donations of any sort or size are more than welcome and appreciated, but I'll be happy to pay your lowest possible good-buddy brother-in-law price plus shipping for the item gentlemen. I don't want you leaving yourself short either, so don't be shy about it.
Make sure with Andrew the item will work in advance. It don't have to be pretty, but it's gotta be 100% functionally sound.
I will pay-pal you for the cost of the item plus shipping. You ship it directly to Andrew in Canada and get a huge thank you from me.
Let's fucking do this.