Thread: Convention Roommate Thread

https://www.amazon.com/Bumper-Dumper-Original-Mountable-Portable/dp/B006IVN03O

Hmm, maybe. Depends.

8 bucks...

https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Arms-Gear-Biodegradable-Disposable/dp/B01BB709LU/ref=pd_sim_sbs_468_6?ie=UTF8&dpID=51PfDk-gBGL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=99Z2FHQPM0PR9CCJKWMW

I'd imagine the bathroom in the lobby is just as public as the bathrooms in the rooms. Granted I guess you have more of a chance of someone walking in awhile you're pinching off a mud baby, but when I was in Kentucky for Import Alliance their lobby bathroom was a single person bathroom. I'd also imagine its the same person cleaning that bathroom as the rooms so really the difference between it and a room shitter are negligible. I know some of these dudes are firing off turdpedoes in their rooms worse than an average joe is in the lobby just looking to split a cheek or two.........that being said im in the same boat altho I think i found a room to pass out in and maybe grab a shower in as I most likely wont be arriving till Friday night.

I dunno, Cracker Barrel opens at 6:00 and if I could get in there right at 6:00 I'm assuming the bathroom would be fresh and clean, but that's no guaranty.

Meh, if nothing else this thread has brought awareness to the multitude of alternatives to the traditional shitter. Amazon has cardboard boxes you can shit it, foam rings to slip over the top of 5 gallon buckets so you can shit in them, buckets with toilet seats on them you can shit in, and then there's this thing...



I get it, but what about splash back? There's no protection for the back of your legs and feet. Oh, then there's the hammock toilet. Who's the genius that came up with this one?



https://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Tree-Portable-Hammock-Style-Toilet-Seat/dp/B00IPRCJA4/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_47?ie=UTF8&dpID=31xJD466ZlL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=S7X8D8A3FBY12GRSARKX

Looks like shitting into things other than a toilet is a massive (no pun intended) industry.

Littermaid Classic Self-Cleaning Cat Litter Box (LM580) - Walmart.com

$90?! No thanks, I'll go lean against a tree then take that money to the bar.

Haha. Had no idea these things existed.

The worst feeling in the world, for someone like me who almost never uses a public bathroom, is when your on a long drive home and you feel it coming on. Oh it's torture. Maybe I should get one and keep it in the trunk

I like the $8 cardboard box with the bag in it. Says you can use it 5 times. Not sure how that was calculated, but that's a $1.60 per dump plus toilet paper. Not bad.

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