Thread: My girlfriend in the maroon se-r

I thought it was a good idea until we got home and i woke up to one the members texting her... be careful who you take her around... apparently you can't trust anybody

C'mon dude...seriously?!

Sucks to hear mate. I was just having a little fun is gest over the net. Was funny to see you went with it, but when someone starts texting at 2:30am then yeah that just not on.

That is shitty, I would out them so we can call em out!

Considering he was hitting on his GIRLFRIEND...out them is probably not the best choice of words...... I do agree though. Name and shame!

Don't let it get you down Sam, in a group this size you can't count on every single person to be the coolest cat in town. Don't sweat the bad apples.

Did I mention I don't have text messaging?

Don't let it discourage you guys from coming out to future events. There are alot of good people on here that have way more respect for boundaries than that individual.

You guys have never seen me in person when activated. I hope you never do for your sakes. It is not pleasant, faaaaar removed from any civilized behavior, and often provides rather overwhelming shock and awe to the witnesses.

If I knew who this was during the Convention, they would have indeed been confronted on-the-spot. Anybody fucking with my fellow enthusiasts, and certainly any of the ladies (or kids) brought to one of our gatherings would find out real, real quick that there is a vast light-years of difference between the normal Shawn B and Mr. Hyde.

Whomever it was, understand that at the next Convention, and I will be there, that if I know your name, you will be face to face with a non-civilized, completely untamed human. One who has proven his mettle on well over a thousand occasions during hand to hand, life or death, weapons-optional combat. Underestimate me and my all-to-real alter-ego at your peril.

Sam and Emmily, I am NOT the least bit happy with this news.

Gloria asked me at one point what would happen to somebody threatening any member of our Convention. The answer was, everybody that attends is automatically under my ultra-crazy-protective-wing. I would interject myself into the situation so fast and violently that no-one would know what was happening until it was over. The aggressors - plural, would be stomped, man-handled, grievously injured, and typically put to sleep. I love choking people till they go limp. I would have to literally be unconscious or dead before anybody could harm a member of my family. Kimme, Kristen, Emmie, Katy? Those lovely young ladies are my little sisters.

All I can say to the absolutely out-of-line shit-head motherfucker acting inappropriately with Emmie, and disrespecting Sam, is that YOU better watch your motherfucking step. You should be outright Permanently Banned from this forum by our Staff.

In fact, YOU are unwelcome next year and in any following years. This was your LAST Convention, ever. Game fucking over Buttercup. You are no longer welcome at our Conventions, period. Tell you what Casanova, you fucking try me. I'm just an old, out-of-shape, man. Give it a whirl hot-shot, show your miserable face. Sam or Emmie drops your name to me, and you are DONE you worthless, back-stabbing, piece of shit. Fuck you.

Shawn B

If she's white I'm pretty sure it was Bgreen.

Brian missed this convention.