I'd like to add on how much of a down ass chica Emilee is...
At the picnic, I had to piss like a race horse and the men's bathroom was on lockdown. No stalls and someone was cracking porcelain up in that bitch... I mean toe's pointed in, BLOWING IT UP! I did the pee pee dance slash barrel roll out of there and saw Em. We were giggling like school girls about the poop humor... which inadvertently tightened my bladder more - Emergency. She watched the door and I Michael Johnson'd... no wait, yeah Jerome Bettis'd into the girls bathroom and filled that bitch to the brim w/ #1.
THANK YOU!!!!!!
Sorry ladies I left the seat up in spite. I was jealous of the bad ass smelly good soap and baller vanity. IJS.