Sorry to hear this change of heart and lack of patience. It is a shame.
I have a badly rusted out 205,000 mile B14 that I want an OBD II alternative for. I can do the step down but I wish to avoid it so I am waiting.
It is not the community's fault nor problem that you do not want to wait.
If you feel that way now, why did you not just get a DE to replace your current car and have zero problems? I feel bad for members but it is difficult when they put themselves in a situation that they do not enjoy when it could have been avoided or thought out more carefully.
I do not know how else to entertain you this evening....
I am seeing the opposite side and your side and playing Devil's Advocate. Nothing personal.