so this guy walks into a bar, he see's this jar of silver dollars sittin behind the counter, courious he asks the bartender; Hey whats up with the silver dollars? the bartender replys: well ya see we got this horse out back an all he does is moap around all day, so if someone can get him to laugh they win this jar of silver dollars.. so the guy says OK an goes out back an whispers something in the horses ear, Immediately the horse busts out in laughter and the guy goes back in an the bartenders asks: What in the hell did you say to him? the guy says, aw nothin.. i'll tell ya some other time.. an the guy collects his winnings an leaves..
well about a week later the guy goes back into the same bar an see's yet Another jar of silver dollars on the counter.. so again he asks whats up with the silver dollars, bartender says.. Well ever since the last time you were in we cant get the horse to shut up. all he does is sit back there an laugh his ass off all day.. so if anyone can get him to shut up or do anything other then laugh they win these silver dollars.. Guy says OK, goes out back for a few seconds, comes back in an the horse is just in tears balling its head off.. Bartender says ok man before i give you these silver dollars i Gotta know what the hell you said to him.. Guy says well the first time i told him my dick was bigger then his, this time i Showed him!