Originally Posted by
ca18I woke up this morning and thought I wanted to take a shit. Tell me what you think I did
You held it in causing you to go into a panic at the line in the grocery store knowing you didnt want to lose your place to pinch off that turd so you held it through then waddled your way quickly to the restroom, butt cheeks clinched tighter than a psycho at a mental ward, you bust open the door to find all the stalls are taken, you turn in circles a couple time and run out to your car. Get in driving as fast as you can, cussing at every red light you come to, letting out stinky gassy farts the entire way home. Had someone else been in the car they probably would be dead by now.
You rush to the door fumbling your keys leaving the milk in the trunk, break open the door and run to the bathroom and finally get it all out. You think to yourself, nextime I want to do something I should just do it instead of thinking about it and not doing it.