What about Vegas? I know its 3+ hours for most, but its better than Bakersfield, Sacramento or any other place in BFE...They have street legal drags on Wednesday nights and shit, IIRC...Im sure theres other events...
Definitely does suck about Fontucky, that was a good option IMHO....but just goes to show public (ignorance) opinion and what color of money has power... I bet if that shit was an airport or petroluem plant generating billions to several large corporations, damn the noise and emissions itd be open for business day in and day out and probably expand and consume homes around it LOL
I heard Robert said Andy looks like Uncle Ben, too...